But besides their colonies -- which oh by the way are ridiculously extensive underground labyrinths...
Well, humans, with our big, fancy brains, have been around for 250,000 years or so but it took us until very recently (15,000 or so years ago) to "invent" the idea of growing our own food rather than just finding berries and nuts out in the wild. And while people like to say that art, or fire, or "love" is man's greatest invention, the Statue of David can suck it, because agriculture is the most important thing man has done. Farming allowed man to stay in one place, inadvertently giving rise to towns, cities, states -- shaping civilization as we know it.
Somewhere along the line, we replaced crude huts with 3D pornography and Bugles.
And the art of buttsex.
And they did all of this 50 million years before we came along..
In another 50 million years, they could have Pong.
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